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“I smoked my first cigarette at ten
And for girls, I had a bad yen
And I had quite a ball
When I was young
When I was young, it was more important
Pain more painful
Laughter much louder
Yeah,
When I was young
When I was young.”

. . . and, when I was young,
we had LOTS of fern bars!