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“I am a fine musician
And I get lots of pay
And people throw me money
When they hear me play
My tuba, my tuba
They love to hear my tuba
Oompa-Oompa
Oompa-Oompa
Oompa-Oompa
Oom pa pa.”
. . . we know, it’s a Sousaphone — but the song meter just wasn’t working that way.