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“Dean Martin’s on the jukebox, I’ll bet
Or maybe it’s Tammy Wynette
The tearjerkers are jerking your tears
Salt water in your whiskey and your beers
You’ve got the Miller High Life bouncing balls
You’ve got the Utica Club waterfalls
I know where you are, oh ho
You’re down at the bar
You’re down at the bar.”